Un tanar vrea sa-i cumpere iubitei sale un cadou de Craciun si nu prea stia ce pt ca erau de putin timp impreuna ! Dupa ce s-a gandit cu grija a ales sa-i ia o pereche de manusi ca fiind cadoul cel mai potrivit : romantic dar nu prea personal! Insotit de sora mai mica a iubitei s-a dus la magazin si a cumparat o pereche de manusi albe , sora iubitei si-a cumparat o pereche de chiloti. In timp ce impacheta vanzatoarea a incurcat pachetele asa ca sora a luat manusile iar tanarul a luat chilotii ! Fara sa verifice continutul el a expediat pachetul iubitei sale impreuna cu urmatorul mesaj:
" Am ales acest dar pt ca in timp ce ne plimbam prin parc am vazut ca nu prea obisnuiesti sa porti asa ceva. Daca nu ar fi fost sora ta as fi ales modelul mai lung cu nasturi dar ea poarta modelul scurt care se da jos mai usor . Desi culoarea e mai pastel nu se murdaresc usor. Vanzatoarea mi-a aratat ca si ea poarta aceeasi culoare , si chiar dupa o purtare de 3 saptamani aratau inca bine. Am pus-o sa incerce perechea pe care am cumparat-o pentru tine si ii venea minunat. As vrea sa fiu langa tine sa te ajut prima oara cu imbracarea lor . Sunt gelos ca alti barbati vor atinge matasea lor delicata inainte de a te vedea din nou . Dupa ce te dezbraci aminteste-ti sa sufli putin inauntru pt ca altfel va ramane umezeala ce se formeaza in timpul purtarii. Ah de cate ori voi saruta acest dar in anul care vine! Sper ca miercuri seara in ajun de Craciun cand ne vom intalni vei purta darul meu numai pentru mine . Cu toata dragostea!
P.S.Am auzit ca ultima moda e sa nu se traga chiar pana sus ca sa se vada putin blanitza!"
tola_rock Leb die sekunde Din: de la balamuk
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doamne mam stricat de ras ce tare e faza
_______________________________________ Strig in noapte pentru tine Nu ma abandona Nu sarii Luminile nu te vor prinde Te tradeaza Nu sarii Aminteste-ti de MINE si de TINE Lumea de jos nu conteaza Te rog nu sariiii............
I love u BILL ich leibe dich...........
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roguelisting Moderator Din: The Black Parade
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Mi-e mila d tipa aia..
Ce o fi crezut ea..
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Suicide - I've already died, It's just the funeral I've been waiting for. Cyanide - Feeling dead inside, Break this empty shell forever more.
XSymoX Ubers ende der welt Din: So orange :]
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C thare Saraca fata
_______________________________________ Now you're gone I realise my love for you was strong And i miss you here now you're gone I've been waiting here by the phone with you're pictures hanging on the wall
Orange is a Fashion
Tell me if you wanna run ! let me be the reason let me please . i really need you and every moment in you're life you will spend it with me ! promise !
_______________________________________ I just wanna scream and lose control Throw my hands up and let it go Forget about everything and run away, yeah I just wanna fall and lose myself Laughing so hard it hurts like hell Forget about everything and run away
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XSymoX Ubers ende der welt Din: So orange :]
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si akma mor de ras cand ma gandesc
_______________________________________ Now you're gone I realise my love for you was strong And i miss you here now you're gone I've been waiting here by the phone with you're pictures hanging on the wall
Orange is a Fashion
Tell me if you wanna run ! let me be the reason let me please . i really need you and every moment in you're life you will spend it with me ! promise !
L O V E
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mich und bill Leb die sekunde Din: UnKnOwN LoCaTiON
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aha e chiar zoper )
Cadou de Craciun!! – poza de mich und bill, in Funny · 8.7KB
_______________________________________ I hear.. Everything is so clear.. Everyone else does it too Yes yes.. Its true.. Believe in quietness.. Then I believe you all.. Back.. And again forwards.. Ok we will be right.. Stay here.. Even though your lost.. Walk loose.. But not to far..
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AnkuღBill Vergessene kinder Din: o(≧▽≦)o
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