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chuck norris poate sa aplaude cu o singura mana
chuck norris poate sa dea foc la furnici cu lupa. NOAPTEA!!
chuck norris a lovit odata un cal in barba..descendentzii acelui cal se numesc acum girafe
un loc de parcare care arata "handicapat" nu este un loc de parcare pentru handicapatzi, este defapt este un avertisment, ca locul ala e a lu chuck norris iar cei care parcheaza acolo vor fi lovitzi pana vor deveni handicapatzi
chuck norris s-a nascut intr-o cabana construita de el
chuck norris a inchitzit odata un borcan de somnifere. l-au facut sa clipeasca
chuck norris se poate sinucide si dupaia traieste
chuck norris omoara 14 oameni albi pe zi DOAR ca sa dovedeasca ca nu e rasist
chuck norris doneaza regulat sange la crucea rosie, dar niciodata al lui
cand vrea chuck norris sa doneze sange el nu cere seringa, el cere un shotgun si cateva zeci de buchete de flori
boogieman inainte sa doarma, se uita in dulap de chuck norris
chuck norris doarme cu lumina aprinsa..nu pt ca ii e frica de intuneric ci pentru ca intunericului ii e frica de el
cea mai scurta cale catre inima unui om este pumnul lui chuck norris
zambetul lui chuck norris a readus odata un catzelush la viatza
lacrimile lui chuck norris pot vindeca orice boala inclusiv cancerul. pacat ca nu a plans niciodata.
chuck norris are o casutza de vacantza pe luna.
intr-o camera obisnuita sunt 1 242 de obiecte pe care chuck norris le foloseste ca sa te poata ucide, inclusiv camera.
chuck norris nu are ceas, el hotaraste cat e timpu.
daca se intampla ca chuck norris sa intarzie vreodata, timpul ar face bine sa mearga mai incet si el.
chuck norris a ars odata o padure cand facea experimente cu apa.
superman are o pereche de pijamale cu chuck norris.
chuck norris a mers pe strada odata avand o erectzie masiva. nu au fost supravietzuitori
cand chuck norris face flotari, nu se ridica pe el, el impinge pamantul in jos.
chuck norris e cunoscut pentru modestia lui dar recunoaste ca este a 8a minune a lumii.
casa lui chuck norris nu are usi sau ferestre, are numai ziduri prin care acesta trece.
chuck norris este IN SPATELE TAU
tu traiesti pentru ca te-a lasat chuck norris in viatza
daca te uitzi in oglinda si zici chuck norris de 3 ori, va veni si itzi va omora toata familia, dar cel putzin il vei vedea pe chuck norris
daca il vezi pe chuck norris, el te vede pe tine. daca nu il vezi pe chuck norris s-ar putea sa fii la cateva secunde de moarte.
chuck norris e atat de rapid incat incat poate alerga inconjurul pamantului si isi poate da un pumn in ceafa
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Chuck Norris does not hunt because the word hunting infers the probability of failure. Chuck Norris goes killing.
To prove it isn't that big of a deal to beat cancer. Chuck Norris smoked 15 cartons of cigarettes a day for 2 years and acquired 7 different kinds of cancer only to rid them from his body by flexing for 30 minutes. Beat that, Lance Armstrong.
Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.
When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
A blind man once stepped on Chuck Norris' shoe. Chuck replied, "Don't you know who I am? I'm Chuck Norris!" The mere mention of his name cured this man blindness. Sadly the first, last, and only thing this man ever saw, was a fatal roundhouse delivered by Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King, and got one.
When Chuck Norris sends in his taxes, he sends blank forms and includes only a picture of himself, crouched and ready to attack. Chuck Norris has not had to pay taxes ever.
Chuck Norris can touch MC Hammer.
Chuck Norris once ate three 72 oz. steaks in one hour. He spent the first 45 minutes having sex with his waitress.
Chuck Norris always has sex on the first date. Always.
Chuck Norris is not hung like a horse... horses are hung like Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris sleeps with a night light. Not because Chuck Norris is afraid of the dark, but the dark is afraid of Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris likes to knit sweaters in his free time. And by "knit", I mean "kick", and by "sweaters", I mean "babies".
As a teen Chuck Norris impregnated every nun in a convent tucked away in the hills of Tuscany. Nine months later the nuns gave birth to the 1972 Miami Dolphins, the only undefeated and untied team in professional football history.
A Handicap parking sign does not signify that this spot is for handicapped people. It is actually in fact a warning, that the spot belongs to Chuck Norris and that you will be handicapped if you park there.
Chuck Norris is 1/8th Cherokee. This has nothing to do with ancestry, the man ate a f**king Indian.
Someone once tried to tell Chuck Norris that roundhouse kicks aren't the best way to kick someone. This has been recorded by historians as the worst mistake anyone has ever made.
If Chuck Norris is late, time better slow the f**k down.
Chuck Norris lost his virginity before his dad did.
Chuck Norris died ten years ago, but the Grim Reaper can't get up the courage to tell him.
At birth, Chuck Norris came out feet first so he could roundhouse kick the doctor in the face. Nobody delivers Chuck Norris but Chuck Norris.
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I hear..
Everything is so clear..
Everyone else does it too
Yes yes..
Its true..
Believe in quietness..
Then I believe you all..
Back..
And again forwards..
Ok we will be right..
Stay here..
Even though your lost..
Walk loose..
But not to far..
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